Fortunately/Unfortunately Game

Fortunately I can still think of things

Unfortunately your probably the only one who does.

Fortunately I've been playing Dante's Inferno and have been absolving the damned of their sins and rescuing others.

Unfortunately, I don't think you can have 2 goes

Fornuatly, I turned my air con off, so I may survive

Unfortunately, I'd then die

Fornuatly, I will turn it back on later

Unfortunately, it's somehow both boiling and freezing here

Fornuatly, I'm coming home, soon.

Unfortunately, I'm being roasted alive again

Fornuatly, I'll help you with my ice cold heart

Unfortunately, I've only managed to make 3 profiles

Fornuatly, I would actually gladly help, if you tell me what to put

Unfortunately, thinking what to put is half the work.

Fornuatly, I find making profiles easier than wiki pages, because you need less info.

Unfortunately, I'll have loads of time to work on them when you lot all go back to school

Fornuatly, I am going to skip school

Unfortunately, then I'll be too distracted by your awesomeness.

Fornuatly, your awesomeness is so awesome, it actually makes you the awesomeness person ever.

Unfortunately I know you're flattering me

Fornuatly, you're lying.

Unfortunately I'm not

Fornuatly, you are, therefore, kidding yourself

Unfortunately this could go on forever

Fornuatly, I have forever

Unfortunately, you haven't shared the secret of immortality with me yet