Amazing Quotes

The end of the Christmas one!!

Brilliant ain't it

yh.

What's wrong Pip?

Heroes is officially cancelled

Oh yeah...

Awww...... Pips I'm soooooo sorry

Cheer up though, there's other things that will keep going that you like I'm sure And Plus you can watch Heroes anytime xx

There is nothing else. I know, I've already got 24 hour marathons planned for the Summer.

That's what I'm planning on doing if I get the season 1 - 3 boxset this week

Awwww. I will, when my exams are over. And I'm gonna buy the S4 boxset like 3 million times, to make them feel bad.

You should do and I think I might join you on that

I feel really bad right now I think I'm the only one on this site who isn't really effected by this news about Heroes

It sucks rocks!

Awwww.

Yeah, we should, Jason. The only presents anyone is gonna get from me is Heroes S4, tho.

No need for the hugs Pips...I should be the one handing out the hugs

Dr. Kelso: Ahh! I want you to kill the giant bat that's been living in my attic!
Turk: You keep Enid in the attic?

Elliot: I put all those flyers up and no one wants me to live with them.
J.D.: Oh, c'mon, Elliot, I'm sure you'll eventually find a roommate who's a clean non-smoking vegetarian that rinses the shower thoroughly after each usage.
Elliot: Well, if you don't it gets mildewy.
J.D.: You should live with my friend, Anal McLooney.

Janitor: Some hooligan keeps disconnecting the alarm. I told Security to look into it. But no, no, they'd rather catch the guy who's stealing organs from the transplant ward.

J.D.: This, this isn't like being a janitor, okay! It's not just like something everybody can do.
Janitor: Oh. So you can do my stuff, but I can't do yours?
J.D.: Yes!
Janitor: Okay, hotshot, what would you use to get a coffee stain up off a tile floor?
J.D.: I don't know... the... rough side of a sponge?
[silence]
Janitor: Dammit.

Elliot: My life is a mess!
J.D.: At least you're pretty.
Elliot: Yeah, well, pretty don't pay the rent!
Carla: It does for my sister.
Elliot: Oh, my God, your sister's a prostitute?
Carla: She's a model. Come on, Elliot, we talked about thinking before we speak.

Dr. Cox: Do you understand the second you look in the mirror and you're happy with what you see, baby, you just lost the battle.
Turk: You should give speeches to teenage girls.

J.D.: Look, uh... Janitor...
[the Janitor rolls his eyes]
J.D.: ...I'm gonna be straight with you: I saw your penis, and I noticed a possible melanoma that you should really have checked out.
Janitor: When did you see my penis?
J.D.: Last night, when you were showering.
Janitor: Where were you?
J.D.: Oh, I was outside, in the bushes.
[the Janitor takes a second to process this answer]
Janitor: Uhhh...
J.D.: Look, it was just a coincidence, man - I mean, i-i-if you had looked out the window, you'd have seen my penis, you know!
Janitor: What? Why?
J.D.: Because I had it out while I was looking at yours!

Janitor: (as he lets Sanchez go) Tienes mi corazon! Tienes mi corazon.

J.D.: What guy drunkenly kissed you when you were sleeping?

J.D.'s narration: And it was at that moment that Turk and I remembered the incident we managed to block out for twelve years!

Turk: Uh, you're okay with us not hanging around for a couple of weeks?

J.D.: Totally!