20 Things

(Got this off facebook, but it's funny! )

1. Girl: Wanting a kiss from her boyfriend | Boy: Wanting a blowjob from his girlfriend

2. Girl: Wanting a cuddle from behind, from her boyfriend | Boy: Wanting to perform the doggy style sex position

3. Girl: Wanting a designer handbag | Boy: Wanting a handjob

4. Girl: Wanting a girls night in | Boy: Wanting a pornographic video; based on a girls night in including sex toys and pillow fights in underwear

5. Girl: Wanting a bra to make her breasst look falsely enlarged | Boy: Wanting a girl to wear a bra that can be easily removed with one hand

6. Girl: Wanting Justin Bieber in her bed | Boy: Wanting Justin Bieber dead

7. Girl: Wanting to be more orange than a dog who has rolled in a bag of tangy cheese flavoured Doritos | Boy: Wanting to be able to kiss or hug a girl without getting foundation or fake tan prints left on his clothes or body

8. Girl: Wanting a romantic three course meal at an expensive restaurant | Boy: Wanting a sandwich

9. Girl: Wanting to go the the movies with a boyfriend or her crush| Boy: Wanting himself and his girlfriend or the girl who he is with to have the backseats to themselves

10. Girl: Wanting a nice warm bubble bath with cuddles | Boy: Wanting the bathroom door locked with his toilet roll ready and his laptop fully charged

11. Girl: Wanting a sleepover with her best friends so they can paint their nails, talk about boys and drink vodka | Boy: Wanting a few friends round with a bag of weed, a few beers or ciders and talk about sex and girls

12. Girl: Wanting the character limit for Facebook statuses to be extended so allow herself to convey her emotions more extensively | Boy: Wanting girls to stop talking rubbish... in real life or not

13. Girl: Wanting to call a girl a slag for sleeping with a boy | Boy: Wanting the girl who called that girl a slag to sleep with him

14. Girl: Wanting unprotected sex for a baby | Boy: Wanting unprotected sex for more enjoyment

15. Girl: Wanting long conversations on the phone | Boy: Wanting the best excuse to be able to put the phone down

16. Girl: Wanting a boy who smells nice | Boy: Wanting a girl to react the same way towards him as seen in the Lynx advertisements

17. Girl: Wanting to cry over the ending of sad movies | Boy: Wanting to slap a girl who actually wanted to watch the movie instead of having sex

18. Girl: Wanting the Xbox 360 owned by her boyfriend to break | Boy: Wanting his girlfriend to play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 on multiplayer mode with him

19. Girl: Wanting jeggins/leggings that makes her bum and curves more noticable| Boy: Wanting jeans/troushers that makes his daily erections unnoticeable

20. Girl: Wanting to look at or buy baby clothes and toys | Boy: Wanting condoms that don't split

LOL

seen it

Yeah, same. Loved it, tho.

Also, the one about 20 things not to do on FB...

Do not have false profile pictures. It's an insult to make us think you're a Pokémon.

I think the idea there is that the person doesn't want to use their own photo....

I know. Just loled.

Also...

17. Do not use Facebook if you are meant to be ill. Documenting a day of ice cream, chips, video games and jumping on the bed isn't going to solve anything.

18. Do not lie about your relationship status then suddenly changing it from 'single' to 'married' to seek attention. We all that your anonymous lover doesn't exist.

People marry their best friends all the time.

People also use sarcasm for statuses

Totally. rules are harsh but funny.

ha awesome all I have to say to whoever said use a pic of urself is fuk u my profile pic on fb is the Hangover Amen Lol