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I try to masturbate the pain away,
But there's just no...
There's just no....
There's just no gettin' over you!

It's a song, btw. Just think it's hilarious.

There are some weird ass songs out there.

like

What kind of weird do you want?

suprise me

Serial killing weird?

any weird

So Suzanne’s death was probably more to do with torture,
Than it was to do with sex.
Nevertheless he was a sick sick cunt,
There aint no doubt about that.

*is not suprised*

I can sing all the lyrics and do the dance to:

vrais a pleche dar numa numa i-ay
numa numa i-ay numa numa numa i-ay
kipul tow she dragosta din tay, ma mintesc day oki ti-ay

vrais a pleche dar numa numa i-ay
numa numa i-ay numa numa numa i-ay
kipul tow she dragosta din tay, ma mintesc day oki ti-ay

:/

Do you like waffles?
Yeah, we like waffles.
Do you like pancakes?
Yeah, we like pancakes.
What about French Toast?
Yeah, we like French Toast.

Still, you're not ne-he-hearly as bad as her
Do you know how much you annoy me?
The answer is a lot
Should I list the reasons why?
Well, I don't see why not

It's your hair, your nose, your chinless face
You always need a hug
Not to mention all the manly appletinis that you chug
That you think I am your mentor just continues to perplex
And, oh my God, stop telling me when you have nerdy sex!

Did I grow up in Illinois or was it Michigan?
How long before we met was I in medicine?
Was our wedding song the Beatles or Led Zeppelin?
Am I freakin' Puerto Rican or Dominican?

We'll be...
Friends forever! We're gonna be friends forever!
We will always be true-ooh-ooh!
Friends forever! We're gonna be friends forever!
I'll always be there for you!

We're as close as the vena cava and the aorta!
We're best friends just like amoxicillin and clavulanic acid!
The tibia, the fibula! The left and right ventricle!
A hypodermic needle and a latex tourniquet!
Diverticulitis and a barium enema!

Bet you can't even say half those words. ;P

i can

Really? How do you say Diverticulitis

not the way its spelt

I'm gonna eat yeaaah
yummy yummy
I'm gonna eat yeaaah
yummy yummy

Chicken
Iin my tummy
Party party

Cheese
In my tummy
Party party

Juice
in my tummy
Yeah

So there's a party in my tummy
So yummy so yummy
Now there's a party in my tummy
so yummy so yummy yummy
Hey there's a party in my tummy
so yummy so yummy
Now there's a party in my tummy
so yummy so yummy yummy
Yummy yummy