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I HONESTLY DIDN'T THINK I COULD LOVE JARED ANY MORE THAN I DO.

BUT NOW I’VE LEARNED THAT HE READS HARRY POTTER.

HE LOVES HIS FAMILY, HE'S HAVING HOT SEX WITH MISHA AND JENSEN, HE LOVES DOGS, HE’S EXTREMELY INTELLIGENT, HE'S HILARIOUS, HE'S GORGEOUS AND HE READS HARRY POTTER.

HE. IS. PERFECT.

Made me smile And think of you

omfg. you like llost prophets, right?

Why?

I touched one of their guitar picks, earlier And stole it.. So I also owned it for like, 15 minutes

Awesome You should have kept it and given it to me

I wanted to.. Made me think of you But then she decided that she wanted it back

And she also got spat on by the leader singer from lost lost prophets, and Dizzee Rascal went crowdsurfing, fell, and nearly broke her arm

She sounds awesome

Her name's Helen New girl, general awesomeness But she's obessed with Cheryl Cole On her first day, I started talking to her. Our conversation went like this:

Me: You like Cheryl Cole, right?
Helen: Have you ever heard of a 'stan'?
Me: Errr.. no?
Helen: Well, basically, it's a clash between a stalker and a fan.. So a nearly stalker.. That's me.
I was in hysterics, and decided I loved her from that sentiment on She's the only one that got it when I said I wasn't going to Miles' party tonight.

How did she react when you answered that you were just a pure stalker?

I eased her in Something like, 'Oh really?! I'm kinda like that with a few people...'

She didn't run?

Apartently stans like us

I think we're just stalkers, Pip

I know but Stans like stalkers

Salt and holy water and gun and guardian angel

I wanna be a billionaire, so fucking bad.

Any particular reason? Or just the usual ones?

Mostly the whole 'no money' thing

lovefromlucifer:
I am actually Jensen Ackles.
smeckles:
jensen gtfo
you’re not supposed to read all this shit
tumblr is for us to talk ABOUT you. we go and stalk you at your house.
didn't you hear about the panic, when those bitches spread that the cw was checking tumblr?! GTFO
lovefromlucifer:
GUISE, WHAI U SHIP ME WITH DANNEEL?
smeckles:
wait.
so our dreams.
you dont even like her.
you’re actually fucking either jared or misha.
true?
no wait lets call it love-making.
do you guys use the term fucking? i don't know which one to useeee!! why am i left to represent tumblr?!
lovefromlucifer:
Misha, Jared and I…

Let’s just say…

Okay we fuck in my trailer all the time, not gonna lie to you guise.
smeckles:
we all got that one, jensen.
and whats with your name?
wouldn't that be what jared's called?
cos he's like, lucifer and shit?!
or are you really michael, PRETENDING to be jared/sam/lucifer, so we'll tell you the evil plans, and then you can be evil.
jensen, if you're really in there, and reading this, HOW COULD YOU SAY YES?!
how could you do this to all your fans?! you guise had a PLAAAN.
and true, it failed. but there's always the backup.
ASSBUTT.
lovefromlucifer:
Dude, you got way too into that.
smeckles:
are you admitting it now?! michael, gtfo tumblr.
we'd rather have the apocalypse than you.
lovefromlucifer:
Seriously. You're getting way too into this. I'm not really Jensen.
smeckles:
WE KNOW THAT, MICHAEL.
don't patronise us.