Anyone going to speak?

Your better at this than me xD

No way

My mum. Deserves. To. Die. 'Nuff said? Yeah, I think so

I have been so freaking tired, all day, because I've been working really hard at school, cos of all of these fucking controlled assesments, then she moans at me, because I decided I wanted to cook myself pancakes. And then she decided to interrupt the new Scrubs episodes to tell me that I was selfish, and spoilt, and that she blamed herself for that. Apartently I don't deserve any Christmas presents for my behaviour, and she has half a mind to send them all back because all I do is spend time in my room. And then when I went in to say goodnight, she told me I smelt really bad, and should probably start showering more often I shower once a day, and sometimes another one in the morning, if I have time DOES SHE WANT ME TO SPEND ALL DAY IN THE SHOWER, WHEN I SMELL FREAKING FINE?!

Yes way xD

Hey pippy xD my dad used to be likethat with me but yeah xD

The bitch
Hi Pips

Hey Lowri Hey Chris hey Matt if you're here

Sucks, doesn't it, Chris? Does it get any better, or should I just stab her now to save myself effort?

Yeah, it gets better xD just spend time with her and sit with her an stuff

But that ruins my fun time Parents are wasted effort |:

Haha xD brb, need to colour something in for school.

K, bye Chris

Mine eventually learned that I'm antisocial. I just spend some time downstairs each day. Like maybe an hour

I don't want to have to waste an hour of my LIMITED free time with them tho |: They're boring, and don't get my jokes, and moan at me for 'being flippant and sarcastic and unhelpful'. I can't wait to leave home.

I wish my homework was colouring in, Chris xx

I'm probably counting mealtimes in that hour

I do about half an hour/45 mins for mealtimes, cos it's school lunch, and I don't exactly talk at Breakfast

Mam and my convos are awful All, how was your day? How was work?

Did you have fun? Am I dying of boredum?


Here, entertain yourself

Awesome summary

IT'S SO ACCURATE

I know.

Shit, five minutes really turns into an hour, doesn't it?

THAT WAS THE HARDEST COLOURING IN EVER!

How is colouring in hard?

I had to colour in individual fidgety letters > was horrendous xD

I LOVE COLOURING IN