The News

12/12/10 "Reports of disappearances in China, government claims it is rounding up political dissidents"

13/12/10 "reports of mass rioting in China, there are claims that some of the rioters are biting police and even innocent bystanders"

13/12/10 "reports of small scale yet incredibly violent riots in South Africa and Brazil, in China the government has begun to bring the army in to suppress the riots"

14/12/10 "New reports of come in about the rioters in China, South Africa and Brazil, it has been reported, with video evidence that the attackers are dead yet still walking and attacking the living"

*shows clip of dead person in hospital, corpse then gets up and takes a a bite of a tasty nurse*

"to repeat, the rioters in China, South Africa and Brazil are undead and attacking the living, in other news there is a pigeon which can tap-dance, thats awesome"

15/12/10 "There are reports of the undead in most parts of Russia, in India, most of South American and South and Central Africa, there are a few reports of the undead in Europe and America but they are being dealt with efficiently by authorities"

16/12/10 "In South America millions of people are fleeing north into Mexico, The Mexican Government has stationed most of it's army in the south of the country, in Mexico news of the South Americans fleeing North into their country has prompted millions of Mexicans to try and get into America. The undead have taken most of Africa, leaving only North East Africa without a significant undead population. Asia has been overrun with Undead, only the parts of Russia within the Arctic circle have had no reports of the Undead. The undead have overrun eastern Europe and a boat going from Germany to England had one of the creatures aboard, the creature then killed everyone aboard, when the ship docked police stationed to watch over new arrivals were overrun"

(soz it was so long, lots of news)

17/12/10 "New information has arrived about the undead, they are the result of a biologically engineered virus, which kills then reanimates it's host. So far the undead have overrun north east England, most of central Europe and southern Mexico. Also a number of undead have arrived in New York, people who suspect that someone is infected must isolate the person the call the police, if you face one of the undead you must get as far away from it as possible, if you are unable to do that the undead can be neutralised by removing the head or destroying the brain"

19/12/10 "New York is in a state of chaos as local police forces are overwhelmed by the undead, the military is unable to send troops as they are all on the border with Mexico where they are holding of the undead from all Mexico and South America. in Europe only Italy, Spain, Portugal and Ireland remain without a significant undead presence, Northern England has been overrun with Undead but so far the military is dealing with the threat well. All of Africa and Asia has been overrun."

20/12/10 "Today, in an unprecedented move The Canadian Military, with the blessings of the United States has moved down into America to set up a Quarantine zone around the State of New York to help the vastly stretched out US military. in Britain the government has managed to push the zombies back but with massive losses"

21/12/10 "the UN has degreed that all international travel is to be stopped until this emergency has ceased, food, water and other essentials will still continue to arrive until the risk is too great to continue"

25/12/2010 "Merry Christmas, but on a more serious note, the US Military has retreated to a safe zone west of the Rocky mountains, the Canadian Military has retreated back to Canada"

02/01/2011 "The Undead have moved north into Canada but due to the extreme cold the undead have been frozen solid, in other news *bang* whats that? *bang* oh god *moans* no *gunfire and screams, the news-reporter gets off her chair and picks it up, a zombie comes on screen and the news-reporter fights it off with the chair, then another zombie comes on screen and bites the news-reporter, then both the zombies bring her down, a zombie smashes the camera then screams are heard, then silence*"