Your Dead!

You tell Dean you're out of pie, so he kills you

You tell Bobby that the "correct" pronounciation of idjit is idiot

Crowley tells everyone you're lovers in league against satan, so the other demons kill you

You decide to gatecrash the Apocalypse so Luci makes you explode

Castiel deems you an assbutt, and his minions massacre you

Castiel molotovs you with a homemade bomb

You appear in four episodes, win the heart of the entire fandom, then Luci kills you, because he taught you all his moves, will making confusing comments about the age order of the archangels

What's confusing about the age order?

You burn on the ceiling

Michael's obviously the eldest, and then Lucifer's meant to be the youngest of the four, but when Gabriel says 'daddy brought the new baby home' it means that Raphael is the youngest, which is understandable, but then when Luci stabs Gabriel, he calls him little brother, which makes Lucifer, the famous youngest, older than Gabriel, and I'm pretty sure Gabriel mentioned lucifer being his younger brother before?

And you get miawed to death

I think "the new baby" is what he calls humanity Comparing it to a previously youngest kid's reaction to getting a new sibling and not being the spoilt favourite anymore

You die for mixing that up Luci gets pissed off and burns you alive

But everyone knows Luci doesn't burn hot, and therefore he freezes you to death

I get thawed out, because freezing often just puts a person into stasis before they actually die. Then I blend you in a food processor.

Chuck and I are really tight, and since he is God, he damns you to hell with Sam, cos I'm feeling nice, but then Sam got out of hell, which is a bit of bummer for you :/

You get impaled upon an exhaust pipe

I hug you to death v

Someone puts a bomb inside you

Someone sticks a finger inside your head..

You die of Awesomeness overdosing

Takes so many lives each year.. You're a snowman and the sun comes out

You end up stuck in the future forever because Pippy forgets to have Shiv save you

You get buried in feet

I murder you if you don't take a hint

I survive, and murder you for attempting to murder me

You die because you're a Guardian and your Atari dies

You die because you sleep with Sam, and the curse of sleeping him gets you