Your Dead!

You choke on the pieces of your beach wedding footwear

LMAO! I don't know who you are, when you sleep in someone else's bed, so I kill you.

You fall on a centerpiece and stab yourself to death

you don't believe Chuck when he says he knows Kung Fu.

You choke on a fly

Casey isn't there to catch you when you fall.

You tell Sarah to shoot you, but you can't manage to break you fall using the window cleaner's platform

Jeff and Lester steal Orion's computer, and end up bombing the Buymore.

(Why am I in the Buymore?)

Vivian thinks you're Agent X so she uses the Norseman device on you

(Chuck and Sarah employ us)

Unfornuatly (for you) Vivian made the same mistake Hermione made, when she tried to take the hair for the polyjuice poison in chamber of secrets, and she actually takes your DNA

(Since when am I a cat, then?)

You try to make Polyjuice Potion, and accidentally use something poisonous instead of one of the real ingredients

(I'm not too sure And that question sounds really weird when you've forgotten the rest of the conversation )

You die from happiness.

You kill yourself to escape my singing

Your singing is so bad, it shatters your windows and the glass somehow gets caught in your head

Yours is so bad it makes the entire building cave in

There is a riot as people try to get away from your singing, and you get trampled

Your singing is what makes the world end

You decide to go camping in Yellowstone.

You wonder what lava feels like

Someone tells you there is treasure at the bottom of the ocean

Someone tells you you now can breathe on the moon

You choke on chewing gum

You choke on rat poison

You eat rat poison

I whistle at you til you explode