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I think we just got bored of doing that

Yeah, we'll start running out of space

It's ridiculous that we've already got a room for the things

Maybe get a house just to store them?

Where?

Not sure, where do you think?

Australia?

PERFECT We can keep them all upside down

Did we put New Zealand on the list of places to get married btw?

If it isn't, it ought to be. It's gorgeous there.

You been?! *very very very very jealous*

Unfortunately, no. Only been photos and film footage.

Don't worry, we'll go

This autumn

I don't have any plans, so sure

Even if I did have much plans, they'd be put on hold

I'm sure school'll buy 'I'm getting married in New Zealand'

If that doesn't work, try "I'm helping my twin stalk rugby players"

If they make the 'I don't have a twin' argument, I'll just tell them all to go and screw themselves and leave

There's always the great-great-granddad who got transported there for stealing sheep

WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT ONE?!

That's Cadi's theory for his disappearance I personally think he was in hiding after treason

What treason did he commit?

The usual. Trying to get independance, kill the Queen, running round burning tollbooths in drag