You're Alive!

You have a birth certificate but no death certificate

Another person was in my horror story and succeeded in saving you from the twisted version of you. You are saved!!

Someone gives you CPR just in time

You eat a pie of immortality.

Pie of immortality? What?

You fall of the wing of a plane, but luckily, you then find out that you can fly

I don't know, I had to come up with something.

A witch offers you an apple from he basket, luckily you took a non-poison one.

Nice

You catch a potentially fatal disease but luckily it's one you've been successfully vaccinated against

You jump on a trampoline but you accidentally jump off the trampoline, landing only inches from a spear that for some odd reason was set down in the earth near a trampoline.

As happens

The man sent to assassinate you is really stupid and ends up warning you

You have a arch nemesis that always have the worst luck trying to kill you. Poor thing.

You have dermal armour

You have a Pheonix Down in your pocket

(Click the link to see what I mean)

Fawkes from HP cries tears into your wound

I guess you got that from my previous post, huh?

You drink something you think is wine, which is correct, but it happens to be posioned wine.

It inspired me And where's the saving in your previous post?

Someone gives you the antidote to the poison which you also drank

I have no idea! must have thought this was the "You're dead" thread! Well, well.

Because of my misstake earlier, a higher power grants you eternal life.

Confused

You're so evil hell spits you out, and that makes you automatically come back to life

YAAAAY!!!

You are running away from the hideous creature that hunts you, but it holds you in its grasp untill it throw you down a cliff, down to several spikes that is about to pierce through you when suddenly...you realize it was just a dream. you are alive.

Someone has just fatally stabbed you, but then you miraculously turn into a phoenix, burst into flames and reappear completely healed and unharmed.

You have the power to stay alive as long as you sing, which you do all the time since you love singing. So...YAY!!!

Someone tries to bury you alive, but you managed to dig your way out to freedom just before running out of air

The show Bones have a scene like that, and Castle have a similar one.

You are fatally wounded but someone that cares about you uses "Force of will" so that you are able to survive untill an ambulance arrives and you are saved.

I know Bones does

You're warned that someone may have poisoned your drink so you swapped the drinks when he or she wasn't looking

WHOOHOO!!

You starve sooo much that you destarve yourself.

You're the last targeted victim in a horror movie. Of course you survive