Amazing Quotes

There is Dr C's HILARIOUS:

“All right, Jack, listen to me. Ron’s in the bathroom diapering his kid. When he gets out, it’s playtime. And, son, lately your coloring’s been sloppy and your Elmo song — well, unfortunately, it’s lacked heart. Now you and I, we both know that your super-secret go-to toy are your building blocks. Well, it’s time to shine, Jackie Cox. It is time to shine. Earn daddy’s love on three. One, two, three — earn daddy’s love!”

There's a whole website on his quotes..... "coxisms.com"

and his song in My Muscial.

That site's awesome

I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as our last week together. Lemme see, uhh…. Low-carb diets. Michael Moore. The Republican National Convention. Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products. Hi-def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hot spots, ‘The O.C.’, the U.N., recycling, getting Punk’d, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys. Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much! The Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host! Everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything everything everything everything everything everything–eve–everything that exists — past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions. Oh! And Hugh Jackman.”

Bit obsessive, dont you think, Jason?
JK

Yeah, Pip.

"But Hugh Jackman's Wolverine!"

"Why women tube tops - and I'm not complaing - even tho it makes them do this *mines putting boobs back in top* every two minutes!"

"Or men wear phones on their belts, when it could easy fit in their pockets, mere millimetres away."

"You cant just go and diagnose the oatmeal!"

Resident-Evil-Fan! wrote:Bit obsessive, dont you think, Jason?
JK

Yeah, Pip.

Very,I even bookmarked the page

Dont blame ya, it nearly made homepage priviledges...

PippyQ wrote:"Or men wear phones on their belts, when it could easy fit in their pockets, mere millimetres away."

"You cant just go and diagnose the oatmeal!"

Jason wrote:

Resident-Evil-Fan! wrote:Bit obsessive, dont you think, Jason?
JK

Yeah, Pip.

Very,I even bookmarked the page

“Well, now, Gandhi, since you don’t grasp the fact that I think you’re incompetent, ladies and gentlemen, pay attention please: presenting the world’s longest “Shoosh”. Mmh…Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I’m goin’ to go ahead and…stop. I’m not committing the way I normally do. When you go away I’ll regroup, maybe see you later.”

“Jordan…the boy already lipsyncs into your tampons, must we put a final nail in this tiny gay coffin?”

“Noobie’s test result came back. He’s got Vasovagal Syncope. (…)If he’s vigorously Valsalva he can activate his reflex and actually lose consciousness. Carla…he’d pass out when he pooes!”

"I always wanted to be the father of a tiny gay sailor."

Mega

Puh-lease!

"you have diabetes and you can't eat cupcakes"

(Spoiler quote, but not really....)

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