Anyone going to speak?

Damn thing ruins all your surpises

GCSES CAN GO AND FUCK THEMSELVES I TRIED MY HARDEST. I GOT UP FIVE MINUTES EARLY, TODAY, AND HAD AN EXTRA COFFEE, JUST TO BE AWAKE FOR MY TEST THAT STARTED AT 8 FUCKING O'CLOCK, AND I STILL DID MY BEST (I may or may not have made up some of the ore names, but who gives a shit? Really? ) and then I finished my English up. AND GOT TOLD WHAT MY NEXT ONE IS BASED ON. A JOURNEY Use your twin telepathy to guess what I'm gonna base mine on

gtg, food xxxxxxx

Or just abandom me.. xx

i won't abandon you

Never ever, baby

Wuu2?

Not much, really heard the best pick up line ever

Excuse me, does this rag smell like chlorofoam to you?

that made me giggle so much

Someone said, I saw mummy kissing santa under the christmas tree, earlier. I couldn't resist shouting, 'WHAT A WHOREE!!' The girl who said it was nine...

Hi Pips Least you didn't spoil the secret for her

Yeah, at least How was nomnoms?

Yummy

I didn't actually get that song for ages, since my Dad never dressed up as Santa

Wait.. WAS THAT WHAT IT WAS TALKING ABOUT?! I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST BASED ON MUM BEING A WHORE...?

LMAO

NOW THAT IS SOMETHING NEW I LEARNT TODAY!! It makes a bit more sense, now..

And I thought you were being sarcastic

I was serious Well, earlier I was joking when I was talking to the little girl, but I actually never got that !

gotta go, second dinner xx

LMAO. And I thought I'd been slow
K, bye xxxxxxx

Hey, kids, it's Borgore,
Do you know what's hardcore?
Me, shoving an elephant up your sister's backdoor.

Hi Pips

Hello, beautiful

How are you?

I'm good, thanks What about you?