The Darwin Awards

http://www.darwinawards.com/

The Darwin awards commerate those who have improved the human Gene pool by removing themselves from it

(basically their idots who stupidly caused their own deaths)

I love the Darwin Awards

What are they???

Idiots who cause their own death or nearly do. Like running into a washing machine

OMG!!! I do that all the time (my washing machine snubs my toes all the time, and is oddly placed... it confuses me...)

Not quite like I did then I ran into it headlong

Well, I put my finger in a cigarette lighter!!!

Clever
I put a brooch pin through my thumb nail on purpose

I stood on a nail!

I stood on a curtain hook, attached to the wall

Da Fuck!?

I was trying to walk up the wall.....

My god Angela was right you must be a petrelli delusions of grandeur
thinking you ca walk up walls

Nah, I was just bored. Haven't you ever lain on your bed and tried to walk up the wall?

And I'm NOT a Petrelli!!

Yes but not hurt myself in the process

My foot slipped

Slipped into the curtain hook?
was your bed near a window?

Yeah. It always is

i fall down the stairs at least 3 times a week xD

At least 3 times a day for me

I stapled myself

Emphasis on the At least xD