Your Dead!

You die because your little Sammyesque brother went monster and bit your neck out

You die because Cas is a BAMF and blew up the whole diner except for the good guys

You die from fear because Cas is torturing you for info, and I think he threatened to smite you and you didn't know he was blocked

Cockblocked You die because Sam's a ninja, and he learnt how to kick doors down from his big brother, and is now using the ninja kick against jefferson starships, like you

You die because a wall collapses on you

You choke on chewing gum

You fall out of the window

Dean tortures you to death

I escape and I kill you since you're there

You live in Midsummer

You were one of the superkids who got taken to Cold Oaks

I poison your tea

You get hung from London Bridge

You fall off a tall building the doctor forgets to pick you up

You fall out of the life support suit

You accidentally broadcast on TV that everyone should kill you and your race then forget that they did

You run into a Dalek, try to run up stairs and forget that it can go up them

The Doctor's jammy dodger was a button, and you blow up

The spacemen eat you

Riversong is a doctor of Archaelogy, but she can still kick ass

You drink bleach

You die in a ditch

You're dropped off a cliff

You don't watch the royal wedding so my grandma kills you

I drown you in paint because you forced me to watch it