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Stab someone with it
We gotta get out of this place
If it's the last thing we ever do

I had to make up an imaginary family, earlier It was seriously the best one

I was welsh, and I had a twin named Lowri She was married to a guy named Peter They had two sons, Nathan and Darrien, and three daughters, Hayley, Amber and Tessa I was married to a guy named Dean, but had previously been married to someone called Gabriel In total, I had 15 children... These were Chuck, Morgan, Jensen, Jared, Sam, Summer and Autumn - twins - Castiel, Bobby, Lowri and Pippy Jnr - twins - Matt, Rajan, Chris and Charlotte I was given an A, for "really getting into the family" and "being able to make it realistic, while it isn't, although she doubts a few of the names"

Awesome story And what does she mean, it's not real?

I know!! When I asked which names, she wasn't sure anyone had the name "Castiel". I was like, READ THE BIBLE, BITCH.

Tell her it's a really unusual name At least she didn't think mine was fake though

Nah, she's half welsh, I think

The other one she had an issue with was Morgan

What? Morgan's a name, I know people with it!!!

I know But apartently it's weird for a son??

I think it's more common for boys

And I have the best/crappiest english teacher vever He teachs us nothing, but he's immense, and we haven't actually done any work in his lessons

Sounds awesome then

And it's hialrious. We spent over 40 minutes talking about lunch And then the entire class attacked me, cos I said it was tasty, as my Word to describe it

Sounds like a good choice

Best bit of the whole thing...

"Class, what does Macbeth mean when he says, *Shakespeare quote about hangman's hands*?"
And no one answered
"What about you, Kapil?"
"Erj... He had obviously just played a game of hangman!"

the thing was, he said it totally seriously, and then looked confused when we all started laughing

He's such a moron, it makes him even more adorable

Sounds hilarious We just kept hiding in English classes

From who?

Yeah, I get to keep showing off, cos like, all the other teachers are shit Mr R is the best

From the teacher either that or throwing stuff up into the history class above

We're in the most boring classes, ever And in like, EVERY single one of my lessons is one of the most annoying people ever.

We also all ran to the windows to stare at a squirrel once. And the teacher's son was in the class, he kept winding her up. And he really freaked when she mentioned that she'd been adopted.