Last Post Wins

Although, LMAO @ the last one

I know

Fan: Misha, congratulations on being a dad..
Misha: Thank you *loads of applause*
Fan: And now my question is for Jared..
Jensen: *looking very fake offended* What about me?
Fan: I wasn't expecting you to be here..
Jensen: Well, make something up. Quick. Tell me something.
Misha and People in General: Say something!! Tell Jensen!! Say!!
Fan: *really panicky* You're very attractive.
Jensen: *looks away bored and angrily*
Misha: Oh, God, why'd you do that?
Jared: Now you've gone and pissed him off..
Jensen: Seriously? That's all you got? Just talk to Jared. It's fine. *sulky face*
Fan: *seems to give up on Jensen* Alright, Jared.. you've got very.. lush hair.
*people start cheering, screaming, giggling, clapping and shit while Jared begins to make L'oreal adverts*
Jared: Errr.. thanks..
Fan: I was wondering. What product do you use?
Jared *still playing hair model* Oh.. well.. this.. you see.. *some shit I can't hear..*
*more applause*
Jared: Alright, I liked that question. Really. Good question.

Think is.. I'd probably end up saying the same thing

Defo plan ahead

I actually have spent long car journeys having imaginary conversations with people


Can you see me?

The person on the staircase?

I was just stalking people's pictures, and then I was like, oh, fuck, that's me

I kept ducking out of photos. Or just turning round

And I was so obviously aware that that photo was being taken OH MY GOD. THAT'S WHAT THE FLASHING LIGHT WAS. IT ALL MAKES SENSE Like, three days ago. Me and Alicia were walking down the stairs (like the in picture ) and then there was a flash of light, and we were like, WTF was that?! NOW I KNOW

Btw, that's how hideous our school uniform is And that's me being hardcore without the jumper that adds about 2500 pounds

You should have seen ours. The jumpers made anorexic people look overweight. And green and navy *is ill*

Oh, God. That sounds bad Green and navy? *shudders*

*shudders more*

*shudders more er*

I actually burned the jumper after yr 11

I so wanna do that after I leave twyshit mum says I'm allowed a party - we're all gonna burn our old uniform

It turned out to be very flammable

Really? Is that before or after you soaked it in petrol?

I didn't use petrol

I believe that... *cough* pyromaniac *cough*

We'd been threatening to do it for ages

Don't blame you On school property?

Nah, at home In the garden.

Awesome I bet that felt amazing