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It's a wonder I have any self esteem left after the day I've had - my German teacher made me take all my 'party make-up off'. I looked 'ready to go to the disco.' Then my sports teacher called me and Neesey fat and shit rappers

Awww They don't know anything. Fucking idiots

It doesn't matter, we called her rasist And refused to work. And rapped louder. And then we got sent out to go and work in the cafeteria. So we did that for a bit - sat there and talked. Watched some Eclipse Then we got thirsty, and went into the kitchen to get a drink, when the teacher came in, and was like, 'The kitchen is out of bounds.' And we were like, 'BUT YOU LEGALLY NEED TO SUPPLY US WITH WATER.' So she went and got us water. Then we finished it, and she said she needed a word alone with each of us She victimised me for not being optimistic. She was like, 'Are you like this in all your lessons?' 'Like what?' 'You don't try, and look on the downside.' 'It's cos I'm pessimistic!' And then she yelled at me for that Stupid whore She's fatter than I am And Neesey and I have both decided we're just gonna do shit in her lessons from now til Summer

I watched Eclipse like twice yesterday And great reasoning

You got the DVD, or online? I thought it was fair

The DVD. Bought it on Monday

Awesome I'll probably get it for Christmas

I'm still hiding my interest in it from my family Seem to do that a lot

But everyone loves Twilight

My family don't

Buy Cadi the dvd

I prefer to buy presents people wouldn't hate

I buy presents that make me laugh

I offer sarcastic suggestions for that

I saw a Wagamamas cookbook and I was like, I'd get that for Twin and then I saw a Supernatural poster. And I was like, I'd buy you that And then we saw a fancy dress shop, and I wanted to go in a find some yellow eye contacts, so I could be like, I'd get Lowri that. But we had to run away from Ellie's ex instead

Getting you a present would be so easy Refraining from having to buy 20 presents for you would the issue

I think I've seen that cookbook And asked for it a few times Which is stupid cause I hardly ever follow recipes.

I don't get the people who say I'm hard to buy for. There's always the failsafe of jewelry. I'm a right magpie

I know Being your boyfriend won't be cheap - good thing we're aiming for rich ones Yeah, I wanted to buy it, but I promised no presents for me

I used to promise that too Or more like promise I wouldn't steal the presents I bought people. That's when I stopped buying Mam chocolates for mother's day

Yup Used to steal them

don't we all?


It actually really works

I used to love that song

It fits perfectly

Pictures that make me giggle..