Your Dead!

You're the kid who killed Zach, so we now all sort of want to kill you

You announce to the world that you have powers, get captured, experimented on and finally they finish you off when they don´t need you anymore.

You get shot when they try to bring you in too - because I let your name slip when they were questioning me - and Danko refuses to let you get medical treatment so you develop septicaemia

The Kinks want to be with you all the day and all the night, you get a bit creeped out by the stalking, and accidentally walk off a building :/

You're the other guy in Wake Up Call

That's awkward You get crushed to death by the awesome that is my heroes wall (WIP)

Spoiler:

You'll burn in hell because you took a bow

You choke on a cherry stone

You get walled up in a cellar and starve to death

You're a sim, and you get woo-hoo'd to death

The million grandkids you're going to have in W2 all land on you at once, and crush you to death.

Nathan Jnr Jnr Jnr sucks you into a vortex

You were one of the other kids Michael Pope killed during his rampage

Your RP characters find you, and kill you for being so evil to them

Like Nathan killing Kring in that fanfic C linked too

Zach creates a knife right through your heart because he's pissed off at being murdered

You're sitting under Newton's tree, forget to wear a helmet and get your skull bashed in by 'apple assault'

A cannibal eats you

You pass out and you land on a pike and you get stabbed to death.

You fall into a lake of piranhas

You drown in cakes.

You get poisoned

You get raped and then killed by the raper.

You get crushed to death by the weight of all these abilities you come up with

NOOOO!!!!!! *get crushed*

You get bored to death by all my created abilities and dies out of boreness.

Someone with Mirror Projection throws you into a mirror and you get trapped