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Absolutely brilliant

It literally made my life for two days - two very boring days where all I really had to do was revise and help Luke revise

Nice

It was a great start to my summer

Sounds it

You had the common sense not to do History a-level didn't you?

Pretty much The lessons would be at the same time as chemistry ones, and I needed chemistry cause I wanted to study Medicine.

I didn't do Chemistry, either, thank God But I've been listening to people complain about it all week because everyone seems to think I am..

Why would they think that?

i don't know, i think everyone just assumes i'm doing sciences, cos i'm still getting asked for biology homework even though i haven't done it in nearly three years

Is that other students asking for help/answer comparison, or teachers asking where it is?

Other students The teachers know, mostly I didn't get enough congratulations, though Dr Brooks kinda covered it with "Well, it wasn't as bad as you thought it'd be, was it?"

What a wonderful optimistic reaction

He's a grumpy old git, but he's also funny as hell when he's mean to others

Others meaning not you?

Yes But he disliked me for a little bit last year when I kept pulling Becky's hair in lessons but it was hysterical.

I can't see why not Why were you pulling Becky's hair? Why her in particular?

Because her reactions were impossibly hysterical And she always wore her hair down, so all you had to do was hold onto a piece of hair and then she'd randomly jerk forwards and squeal and you could blame her and pretend you were innocent (Also, to clarify, Becky's a friend, this isn't just me being an awful person)

There was one girl who'd react like that every time she got poked

Really? Bet she got poked a lot Becky does it to everything, which is why limited time can be spent with her before the squealing stops being amusing and starts getting on my nerves

Really? Bet she got poked a lot Becky does it to everything, which is why limited time can be spent with her before the squealing stops being amusing and starts getting on my nerves

I'd poke her whenever I felt like I was in an annoying mood She hated it, predictably.

Not surprised

At which part?

That she hated it and that you kept doing it