You're Alive!

You're alive cause it didn't give you a stress related heart attack

You're alive cos the angel of destiny is late

You're alive cause the angel of death is late

You're alive because you decide not to go out

You're alive cause the bullet missed you

You're alive because I was like "meh" when it came to executing you

You're alive cause you got given CPR

You're alive because Leo loves you

You're alive cause someone managed to save you

You're alive because you're a TV programme that would never end without a happily ever after

You're alive cause you got turned into a vampire to save your life

You're alive because it's mother's day

You're alive cause your mother wants you to be alive

You're alive cos Lily Potter knows how to save people

You're alive cause you're Emanuel Cas

You're alive because hottest in the office

You're alive cause you're the dumb blonde in a horror movie

You're alive because you're the superstitious one in the horror movie

You're given CPR

You're alive because you are a sociopath who manipulated a stalker to save you.

You're alive because you're the REALLY hot one (not just the generally hot ones that die) in the horror movie

You get buried but you manage to dig yourself free

You're the superstitious one in a horror movie

You have evil magic which apparently makes you impossible to kill

You're one of our characters, they always end up alive