Your Dead!

I'm the king of the castle, and being that you are the dirty rascal, I accidentally murder you

I murder you in your sleep with a redhot poker so now I'm king of the castle

You choke on the pebble I dare you to eat.

You drown after you jump off a cliff trying to hallucinate hearing the voice of the guy who dumped you

You're playing Ultimate Frisbee, and being that it is a dog sport, you try to catch it in your mouth, and this results in a dead situation cos you trip and break your neck

You try to outrun a bullet

You get flattened.

You try to put a firework into a beer bottle and it explodes on you

You overdose on my love

You try to see how long you can hold your breath for

You die of overhydration

I stab you - with a pencil through your eye into the brain - in my frustration over trying to plan W3

I don't ask what's wrong, before drowning you in revenge.

I push you out of a window and you can't fly. Oops

I saw your head open Sylar fashion and steal your power (btw isn't everyone like dead now so I can't be killed unless you just resurrect yourself :/)

I teleport you into the middle of a supernova for that little piece of unoriginality

have to say thats pretty cool - I phase my arm into your chest and tear your heart out

You choke on a pea

You get caught in a spider's web, and can't get out

You get eaten by a dragon

You choke because I bear hug you to death..

You get trampled to death

You hang yourself with my new tights

The floor collapses and you fall through. Then the next floor collapses. Etc. You're really high.

You get really high.. then think you can fly. Turns out, you still can't