You're Dead!

Me crying makes so much tears that it fills the room you are in, and drowns you.

You just accidentally hit your computer's self-destruct button, and you don't know how to deactivate it.

Well why don´t I run?

You die when hearing swedish words because you are appearantely allergic to them.

You didn't run fast enough

Someone poisons you with eggs, which you're allergic to.

You find some green eggs & ham and try it..

You eat til you literally burst

You have a wafer thin mint

Kablooey

You go swimming in a reservoir and get your feet trapped in the machines

You die because your twin dies.

You die because you run out of air

You die because you run out of blood when donating blood.

You die because you get given the wrong blood type in a transfusion, and it clots

You die because Cuddie stops one of House's crazy theories that actually was the right one.

You die because you're someone's Red Test

You meet a pack of dark creatures and is as unexperienced as Quedrinion.

You're one of the Dark creatures and you're facing Dier

*Gulp*

You are a mouse and behind you is a hungry cat.

You're a mouse and an elephant stands on you

You are a fly that get smashed to death.

You're a spider who gets vacuumed up

You're a spider, and no one is home to get you out of my room, so I am forced to throw all my textbooks at you until you die..

You're one of the textbooks and you break apart from being thrown all over the place

You had to call my mum earlier and inform her that I still haven't done my homework & am going to have to take most of it on holiday with me..

You get really bad A level results today so your parents kill you

That'll happen in about three years There's nothing on TV, so I throw it at your head