You're Dead!

You are killed by Dexter.

You just die

That one has also been repeated a few times I think.

You die, then wake up in a cementary as a vampire, goes on a 200 year long hunt for your soul, find your soul and finally become mortal again just to get run over by a truck the next day.

You die of old age

You get angry and hit someone, that someone is in reality, an ogre.

Someone throws boiling water in your face and you die of the burns

Nice one.

You die out of the strain your body takes from not knowing what is behind that mysterious door standing just a bit ajar, but is impossible to move. The door that you can see just enough through to be captivated by what's inside, but not enough to know what it is.

You too Very intriguing

You're killed by an attack of killer bees

You are the wolf in "Little Red Riding Hood" The Grimm version...

You're cremated on the ceiling because I'm watching Sam/Jess fan videos

You are buried alive, which kills you in the end.

The ghost of your ex turns up and coaxes you into suicide in order to join him or her

You choke on a pineapple, is saved by a man who then turn all psychopathic on you and stabs you three times in the chest

You just fatally choke on a pineapple, the end

You swallow a pineapple that happens to be a bomb in disguise.

You're the filament inside a lightbulb which breaks

You're cursed with dying continually