You're Dead!

I sing you to death

You're Pippy Maxxted in the alternate timeline

You're Riley in W8

You're Rooreru

You're one of your characters

You're a participant in The Great Massacre Part 2

You took part in the first one

You ran into someone with Draining and pissed her or him off

You try and kill two of your cousins

Why? You think painkillers are sweets

Hunger The Janitor tricks you into thinking Cyanide is a skittle

You crawl into a woodchipper

Bobby throws you into a woodchopper

Woodchipper* Damn you, autocorrect

What is a woodchopper then?

You're a dead Christmas tree

I'd guess something very similar Maybe the American term?

You're a Christmas tree & it's Easter

But it was chipper in SPN

You're an Easter egg and it's Easter.

That's Canadian

You're a virgin & dragons live in the same town as you

Bobby said it. Are you calling him Canadian?

You're a dragon and Dean's gotten that sword

No, but the writers are

You're the sword an Dean blows you apart

And they write Bobby as an American, using American speech Same with the brothers.

You're the dynamite

Then my autocorrect is on strike

You're the stone

You get eaten by a wolf

You get chopped up by a hunter

You get annhiliated