You're Dead!

You die because your ex-wife and her sisters continue to try and vanquish you when you're just a flawless person

You choke to death on a pretzel

You're dead because Casey decides to trust his evident B-Team over Team Bartowski

You're dead because even an amateur would know what a blatant mistake that would be

You're dead because there was no salt in Chuck's apple juice

You're dead cause Jeffster refused to give a concert

You're dead because you stand between Big Mike and Subway

You're a Subway roll

You're the pavement and you get trampled to death

You got shot at point blank range

You do stupid things for a living

You're a Hunter and they have a high mortality rate

You're hunted and you have a high morality rate

You bleed so you can be killed

There's a vanquishing spell in the Book of Shadows

There isn't one, but the Charmed Ones make up one which works

Prudence, Penelope, Patricia, Melinda,
Astrid, Helena, Laura and Grace
Halliwell Witches stand strong beside us
Vanquish this evil from time and space

I'm not evil, so it backfires and vanquishes you instead, for becoming evil and trying to murder me

I reverse your existence by becoming an Avatar

I sneeze and orb into the parallel universe you just created, where I eventually persuade my sisters to help me vanquish you again

I get caught in a void between time and space and eventually break my way out and kill you because I can

You're dead cause we were all celebrating so much that we didn't even notice when we killed you

You're dead because I want you dead and we now live in a world where I get everything I want

You're dead cause someone stabs you in the eye for that

You're dead because there was a fire