You're Dead!

You are born with Anachronism in the past and you acidentally touches something from the present so you are destroyed from existence.

You activate Death Aura and you're not immune to it

You get an vision where you are jumping from a skyscraper.

You dream that you can fly. Turns out you can't

You dream about you being sliced to pieces, turns out it wasn´t a dream.

You're caught in an explosion

You are caught in the same explosion.

You're melted to death

You are sent to another dimension where only you exists and age and eventually die.

Nice Think most people would have gone crazy with loneliness first
A pitchfork gets thrown through your eye

A man with a spoon beats you to death because he thinks you are an intruder but actually he was the intruder.

How does that intruder mix up happen?
Someone with Wave Manipulation stops your brainwaves

(Well he is old and have a bad memory...)

Someone with gravity manipulation makes you lose gravity untill you come up to space and can´t breath anymore.

Someone with gyrokinesis increases gravity on you til you're crushed to death

( )

You just die without any cause.

Eden persuades you to die so your heart just stops

A skyscraper falls over you but no one else.

You're caught in an earthquake

Van Helsing turns into a werewolf and kills you

A vampire drains you of blood

You try to save van helsing, and he decides he doesn't need you, so he kills you, and then gets a bit sad about it before deciding he doesn't give a fuck [my own interpretation on the ending of the film ]

You get dropped into an alternate timeline and then forgotten about

Piano fell out of the sky

Struck by lightning

Squashed.